Dec 25 2010

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

In the times of old, deep below,
rest a merry little place,
where gold would glimmer and ale would flow,
at a steady, dwarven pace.

The Dwarfs in town would live in peace,
with beards as white as snow,
and all around stood evergreen trees,
dressed in lights, row upon row.

With a jolly yawn, rose from his bed,
a dwarf by the name of Claus.
A peculiar sight, all clad in red,
kind to both dwarf and to mouse.

He’d dig and dig, from morn to night,
make tunnels large and grand,
for he wished to spread, the wonderous sight,
of the merry, white-bearded land.

One day his axe went through the wall,
and his eyes were filled with wonder.
Before him lay no cave nor hall,
but a landscape like nothing back under.

A curious reindeer would let him ride,
through what he later learned was “snow”.
Seven more reindeer would join his side,
and the rest of the story, we already know:

The story of Santa Claus, the red-clad Dwarf


Dec 22 2010

Dwarfs EXPOSED?! Full story inside!

Investigative journalism is the enemy of every honest, hard-working corporation that has built its success on vast amounts of liquor and blowing up employees. This time, it’s our very own Workplace of The Year that’s under ruthless scrutiny!

He said he was an investor so we let him into the beta...

The author of this Pulitzer-winning write-up is John Polson, one of the larger contributors to the whistleblower site Indie Superstar (http://indiesuperstar NULL.com/). He cleverly infiltrated our Beta posing as Pol Johnson. Well played, John… well played.

Click here to read the excellent article (http://indiesuperstar NULL.com/archives/2333)


Dec 4 2010

Back From Heroism

I’d like to issue a formal apology to the billions of Dwarfs-fans that have been forced to suffer through nearly two months without updates! Millions of you have mailed and/or called me with anxious inquiries regarding my well being, and I recently learned that Interpol launched a world-wide search party (some even called it a search festival) in fear that I may have braved the Siberian taiga and lost my way.

But fear not, my dear friends. My sudden disappearance had a very natural (and when you think about it, kind of obvious) explanation:

I was travelling the world saving kittens from the jaws of Cthulhu and his Starspawn minions.

Now that that issue has been straightened out, we can go on to actual news about Dwarfs!

Actual News About Dwarfs!?

The situation is as follows: we’re practically done, and will send Tripwire the game at the end of next week. They will work their magic and in January the game will be brought down from the heavens to soothe the cravings of the people! Between now and that time, me and Robin will put in as much bonus content as we can, which will be downloaded as a day-0 patch when launching the game in Steam!

In the meanwhile, Robin has created a couple of videos explaining the general gameplay, and one of the fabulous bonus modes!

Also, don’t forget to check out Dwarfs-game.com (http://www NULL.dwarfs-game NULL.com/), where you can read epic comics about us and the game!

I will likely spam out some updates after the game has been sent to Tripwire and things aren’t quite as hectic!